epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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bloomedd:

I don’t really want much just a hot, sassy boyfriend with a cute accent and good voice who would make me laugh and buy me chocolate when I’m sad, sing me to sleep and share my taste in music, books and tv shows. 

rocketshiptocloudnine:

i hope that whenever calum has his first born son his wife puts the newborn in a turtle costume and hands him over to calum and says “be careful with him hes smalla than a bug”

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

anabelsbrother:

cahrroty:

istumogra:

jensendaddy:

maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them

write a book

do a movie

    

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second